Flea Market Warrior Gifts

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

A Change of Scene.

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'Have you tried the flea dip? It's wonderful.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'It's just until he stops biting himself over there.'

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

'Abandon Sheep.'

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

Charlie doesn't live here anymore. He moved to the new dog across the street.

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

'I wonder if there's life as we know it...fleas...on other dogs.'

"There is an easier way to ensure that our pet doesn't get fleas or ticks."

Cheap Secrets

Marvo and his fleas at the vets, Vet with gun "I'm sorry but he's broken a leg".

Antiques Shop, old man offers a load of Malarkey

The Flea Circus.

Tsunami for fleas

'The good thing about this bad economy is having a wider selection from all the foreclosure moving sales.'

Flea Market.

'There's no hope - I'm going to have to put him down.'

'Baxter wouldn't hurt a fly. Unfortunately fleas are another matter.'

"It appears that your dog has a rather well established colony of fleas."

Flea Market

'Dog Show' - 'Most fleas'

Flea Muggers.