Flea Market Warrior Gifts

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

A Change of Scene.

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'Have you tried the flea dip? It's wonderful.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

'Abandon Sheep.'

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

Charlie doesn't live here anymore. He moved to the new dog across the street.

"There is an easier way to ensure that our pet doesn't get fleas or ticks."

'I wonder if there's life as we know it...fleas...on other dogs.'

'The good thing about this bad economy is having a wider selection from all the foreclosure moving sales.'

Tsunami for fleas

Cheap Secrets

Antiques Shop, old man offers a load of Malarkey

The Flea Circus.

Marvo and his fleas at the vets, Vet with gun "I'm sorry but he's broken a leg".

Flea Market.

"It appears that your dog has a rather well established colony of fleas."

Dog with sign at pet shop - 'Has Fleas'.

'Most exotic fleas'

'Dog Show' - 'Most fleas'

'There's no hope - I'm going to have to put him down.'

Flea Muggers.

'Baxter wouldn't hurt a fly. Unfortunately fleas are another matter.'