Flea Market Fanatics Gifts

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"This never happened."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Hell No Kitty

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Let's get a kitty.'

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"And here are today's categories...."

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

'I hate surprises!'

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

"It's dress down day!"

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

The Life of Riley...

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

Cat being licked by plant.

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

"I love what you've done to the place."

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "