Flea Flicker Fan Gifts

Extra-strength flea collar.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

A Change of Scene.

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'Have you tried the flea dip? It's wonderful.'

'Your dog or mine?'

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

Bird grows leaves.

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

'Abandon Sheep.'

"There is an easier way to ensure that our pet doesn't get fleas or ticks."

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

Charlie doesn't live here anymore. He moved to the new dog across the street.

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

Marvo and his fleas at the vets, Vet with gun "I'm sorry but he's broken a leg".

Dog walker

Cirque Du Flea

'This oughta be good; I just panted sic of my best fleas in his chair.'

Poinsettia

"It appears that your dog has a rather well established colony of fleas."