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Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"Eat my dust!"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

Edvard Grieg

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

Yeah, yeah, yeah - tell my editor the fables are almost done, and she'll have them as soon as

I swear, we rode right through the town and my mistress Lady Godiva wasn't wearing a thing...

The tortoise and hare

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

Child puts his finger in a dam to prevent it flooding.

'Your dog or mine?'

'It's just until he stops biting himself over there.'

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

Today's Sermon: Is There Really A Dog?

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

'Is it faster than a hare?'