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Today's Sermon: Is There Really A Dog?

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Bless You."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

Unemployed man given role as the 'gluten fairy'.

One day having a great personality was going to become a crucial evolutionary trait...

'It's just until he stops biting himself over there.'

'Your dog or mine?'

'At home with the blue-arsed flies 2009.'

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

"How in the world did he train his fleas to do that, anyway?"

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

"Dear Diary, finished reading the novel, got a bit of weeding done, had 'The Big Conversation' with the wife… HA! Just kidding. Slept."

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

At the signing of the Great Picnic Treaty.

You've been playing around with that bug light again, haven't you?

Dog walker

'Do currants have wings?' - 'You've just swallowed a fly.'

Marvo and his fleas at the vets, Vet with gun "I'm sorry but he's broken a leg".

'Most exotic fleas'

'Darn fleas! I don't mind the itching so much, but the Circus music is driving me crazy...'

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

"Stop, Frank! That's not deodorant!"

'I fell in a bowl of soup yesterday, but luckily, I didn't get burnt: It was a Gazpacho...'

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