Flea-funny Fan Pillows

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Eat my dust!"

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

Edvard Grieg

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

The tortoise and hare

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

I swear, we rode right through the town and my mistress Lady Godiva wasn't wearing a thing...

Child puts his finger in a dam to prevent it flooding.

'Your dog or mine?'

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

'Is it faster than a hare?'

The Emperor's New Speedo