Flea Joke Enthusiasts Pillows

'Of course you have fleas, what would be the point of scratching if we didn't all have fleas?'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'Your dog or mine?'

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

Marvo and his fleas at the vets, Vet with gun "I'm sorry but he's broken a leg".

'Do currants have wings?' - 'You've just swallowed a fly.'

Dog walker

'Darn fleas! I don't mind the itching so much, but the Circus music is driving me crazy...'

"The "Antelope Chess Club" is advertising the date, time and place of its general assembly! Methinks we'll pay them a visit..."

Real Estate For Fleas

'Most exotic fleas'

'What - pigs can't fly?! Why wasn't I informed of that before??'

'I want to earn a place on this dog - I'm tired of being such a parasite.'

'There's no hope - I'm going to have to put him down.'

'And now for the light side of the news. My dog has fleas.'

Dalmatian or fleas?