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'Very highly trained... sent me away with one in my ear.'

'This oughta be good; I just panted sic of my best fleas in his chair.'

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"I suppose you think that's funny."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'Your dog or mine?'

'It's just until he stops biting himself over there.'

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

'He's got a terrific memory but dreadful eyesight.'

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

Typical day on a dog's wagging tail

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

Cirque Du Flea

Marvo and his fleas at the vets, Vet with gun "I'm sorry but he's broken a leg".