Flea Circus Admirer Pillows

'Very highly trained... sent me away with one in my ear.'

'This oughta be good; I just panted sic of my best fleas in his chair.'

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"I suppose you think that's funny."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'Your dog or mine?'

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

'He's got a terrific memory but dreadful eyesight.'

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

Cirque Du Flea

Marvo and his fleas at the vets, Vet with gun "I'm sorry but he's broken a leg".

Dog walker

'The good thing about this bad economy is having a wider selection from all the foreclosure moving sales.'