Flea Circus Enthusiast Mugs

'And now for the light side of the news. My dog has fleas.'

'There's no hope - I'm going to have to put him down.'

'Of course you have fleas, what would be the point of scratching if we didn't all have fleas?'

Marvo and his fleas at the vets, Vet with gun "I'm sorry but he's broken a leg".

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"I suppose you think that's funny."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'Your dog or mine?'

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

'He's got a terrific memory but dreadful eyesight.'

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

Cirque Du Flea

Dog walker

'This oughta be good; I just panted sic of my best fleas in his chair.'

'I want to earn a place on this dog - I'm tired of being such a parasite.'

'Most exotic fleas'

'Darn fleas! I don't mind the itching so much, but the Circus music is driving me crazy...'

'He's ever so good with children.'

'Very highly trained... sent me away with one in my ear.'