Flea Circus Enthusiast Prints

'It's just until he stops biting himself over there.'

'And now for the light side of the news. My dog has fleas.'

'There's no hope - I'm going to have to put him down.'

'Of course you have fleas, what would be the point of scratching if we didn't all have fleas?'

Marvo and his fleas at the vets, Vet with gun "I'm sorry but he's broken a leg".

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"I suppose you think that's funny."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

'Your dog or mine?'

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

Typical day on a dog's wagging tail

'He's got a terrific memory but dreadful eyesight.'

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

'This oughta be good; I just panted sic of my best fleas in his chair.'

Cirque Du Flea

Dog walker

'Very highly trained... sent me away with one in my ear.'

'I want to earn a place on this dog - I'm tired of being such a parasite.'