Flea Market Finder Gifts

What do you expect? I got him at a flea market!

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

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"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'Your dog or mine?'

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

'The grin is guaranteed for three months.'

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

Whatever you're thinking of buying, we promise to make you feel slightly inferior.

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

"You are here"

Tsunami for fleas

Cheap Secrets

'The good thing about this bad economy is having a wider selection from all the foreclosure moving sales.'

Dog walker

Antiques Shop, old man offers a load of Malarkey

Flea Market.

Americana Cafe: Wanted: Dumb Waiter

NO, I don't want to hear 'my dog's has fleas'!

Flea Market

Flea Muggers.

'Most exotic fleas'

"Carmen's taking it to the competition...but it's not working."