Flea Market Enthusiast Mugs

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

Flea Muggers.

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

'Hey! Stop playing flea market!'

State Prison: Big House sale today!

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'Your dog or mine?'

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

'The good thing about this bad economy is having a wider selection from all the foreclosure moving sales.'

Marvo and his fleas at the vets, Vet with gun "I'm sorry but he's broken a leg".

'This oughta be good; I just panted sic of my best fleas in his chair.'

Antiques Shop, old man offers a load of Malarkey

Cheap Secrets

Dog walker

Flea Market.

'I want to earn a place on this dog - I'm tired of being such a parasite.'

Flea Market

'Very highly trained... sent me away with one in my ear.'

Real Estate For Fleas

'There's no hope - I'm going to have to put him down.'

'Most exotic fleas'