Freshness Fanatic Gifts

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

Fresh milk - Self service

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Counting ribs

What the Doctor Ordered

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'Needs salt!'

Harsh Mellows.

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Ice Cream Dreams.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Walkers

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Large, wrinkly

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Tree Passion

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."