Food Market Enthusiast Gifts

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

Come dine with me!

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Wall Street Couch

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Why markets crash.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Jumping Wall Street.

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Your meal sounded nice."

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Thermidor Dali

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

'This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian.'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."