Food Market Enthusiast Pillows

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

Come dine with me!

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Try to guess the continent dining...

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Wall Street Couch

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Why markets crash.

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Your meal sounded nice."

Jumping Wall Street.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Thermidor Dali

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

'This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'