Farmers Market Aficionado Gifts

Food Fight

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

Sheep dog late for work

Wall Street Couch

An early space launch attempt.

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'Can he come out and play?'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'The sty is falling!!'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Do kids eat free?"

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

Early attempts at standardising currency.

'This is a real barnburner.'

I've located your problem, luv!

A were-cow.

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Grocery Shopping

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Barnyard humor.

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

Dogs and Chickens

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."