Fresh Food Fanatic Mugs

'I's nice! Fresh eggs, fresh milk and...fresh books.'

Planting veggies

Fresh Fish Tacos

'I get my local bananas from my Columbian cousin who's mother lives next door.'

Slaughter your own chickens - 100 yards.

Man on Stilts in a Market

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Fast food. Even faster food

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

View to the Future

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Kitchen Kapers

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Menu Dating

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Important Food Groups

Benihana style of cooking.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'