Farm-to-table Advocate Gifts

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

"If you eat the corn you'll be cornfed. And believe me you don't want to be cornfed."

Essential work against Coronavirus

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

"Is the MSG local?"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Roasted Peppers

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

Frankenfish

Bio fuel bread.

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

(Direct to the Consumer)

'Fresh eggs!'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

Olives

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

"What's it gonna take for all of us to eat together like a family?"

"Your chicken was free-range, organically raised, and named Denise."

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

Surprised cook.

World Food Supply Impacted By Ukraine War

We get so much produce from our farm share, I can't decide what to cook. Use everything! How about a stew with squash, peppers and corn in a zesty tomato base? Would your kids even put it on their plates? Of course! As long as it didn't touch the mac 'n' cheese.

Something Grown Something Shot.

'Only the sauce was locally sourced.'

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

"One day, assuming that I don't flip out and massacre everyone down at the mortgage bank that's foreclosing on us, all this will be yours."

"I'm a genetically engineered chicken substitute."

"Here's some baby spinach - from my soil to your plate."

'I'm sorry, but the free range chicken escaped.'