Farm-to-table Advocate Pillows

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

"If you eat the corn you'll be cornfed. And believe me you don't want to be cornfed."

Essential work against Coronavirus

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

"Is the MSG local?"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Roasted Peppers

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

Frankenfish

Bio fuel bread.

'Fresh eggs!'

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

(Direct to the Consumer)

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

Olives

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

"What's it gonna take for all of us to eat together like a family?"

"Your chicken was free-range, organically raised, and named Denise."

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

World Food Supply Impacted By Ukraine War

Surprised cook.

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

'Only the sauce was locally sourced.'

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

Something Grown Something Shot.

"Here's some baby spinach - from my soil to your plate."

'I'm sorry, but the free range chicken escaped.'

Authentic Farm-2-Table Dining Experience

'What? Never heard of free range rearing?'

"I joined one of those sites where they send you fresh ingredients and you cook it yourself."