Farm-to-table Lover Pillows

Roasted Peppers

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"Is the MSG local?"

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Essential work against Coronavirus

(Direct to the Consumer)

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

'Fresh eggs!'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

"Your chicken was free-range, organically raised, and named Denise."

Olives

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

Surprised cook.

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

'Only the sauce was locally sourced.'

Something Grown Something Shot.

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

"Here's some baby spinach - from my soil to your plate."

"Be honest Walter...Is it me you really love or just the farm-fresh eggs every morning?"

"This little piggy will have the farm to table slop."

'Why don't you try to think outside of the trough once in a while?'

"If you eat the corn you'll be cornfed. And believe me you don't want to be cornfed."

'I hate it when they take the food pyramid, mix it all together and serve it in a trough!'

Authentic Farm-2-Table Dining Experience

'What? Never heard of free range rearing?'

"I joined one of those sites where they send you fresh ingredients and you cook it yourself."

'Grandma, show me the chicken's nuggets!'

Moo Shoe Guy Pan.