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Roasted Peppers

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"Is the MSG local?"

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

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Essential work against Coronavirus

'Fresh eggs!'

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

"Your chicken was free-range, organically raised, and named Denise."

Olives

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

Surprised cook.

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

We get so much produce from our farm share, I can't decide what to cook. Use everything! How about a stew with squash, peppers and corn in a zesty tomato base? Would your kids even put it on their plates? Of course! As long as it didn't touch the mac 'n' cheese.

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

Something Grown Something Shot.

'Only the sauce was locally sourced.'

"Here's some baby spinach - from my soil to your plate."

"Be honest Walter...Is it me you really love or just the farm-fresh eggs every morning?"

"If you eat the corn you'll be cornfed. And believe me you don't want to be cornfed."

"This little piggy will have the farm to table slop."

'I hate it when they take the food pyramid, mix it all together and serve it in a trough!'

"I joined one of those sites where they send you fresh ingredients and you cook it yourself."

'Why don't you try to think outside of the trough once in a while?'

Authentic Farm-2-Table Dining Experience

'What? Never heard of free range rearing?'

'Grandma, show me the chicken's nuggets!'