Farm-to-table Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Of course, the carrots are fresh. See... they still have dirt on them.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Is the MSG local?"

An early space launch attempt.

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

Roasted Peppers

Cow yin yang spots.

(Direct to the Consumer)

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

'Fresh eggs!'

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

Essential work against Coronavirus

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

"Your chicken was free-range, organically raised, and named Denise."

'Sorry Sharon. The world is just not ready for porky milk!'