Farm-to-table Enthusiasts Pillows

'Of course, the carrots are fresh. See... they still have dirt on them.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Is the MSG local?"

An early space launch attempt.

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Dogs and Chickens

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Roasted Peppers

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

'Fresh eggs!'

(Direct to the Consumer)

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Essential work against Coronavirus

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

Hamlet.

"Your chicken was free-range, organically raised, and named Denise."

Olives