Farm-to-table Foodies Gifts

"I heard this place serves farm to table."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

"Is the MSG local?"

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

Roasted Peppers

'Fresh eggs!'

Essential work against Coronavirus

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

(Direct to the Consumer)

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

Olives

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

"Your chicken was free-range, organically raised, and named Denise."

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

Surprised cook.

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

We get so much produce from our farm share, I can't decide what to cook. Use everything! How about a stew with squash, peppers and corn in a zesty tomato base? Would your kids even put it on their plates? Of course! As long as it didn't touch the mac 'n' cheese.

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

Something Grown Something Shot.

'Only the sauce was locally sourced.'

"Here's some baby spinach - from my soil to your plate."

'I'm sorry, but the free range chicken escaped.'

"Be honest Walter...Is it me you really love or just the farm-fresh eggs every morning?"

"This little piggy will have the farm to table slop."

'I hate it when they take the food pyramid, mix it all together and serve it in a trough!'

Authentic Farm-2-Table Dining Experience

'What? Never heard of free range rearing?'