Farm-to-wellness Advocate Gifts

"I'm taking out two acres of pecan trees and putting in a fifteen-thousand-square-foot colonic-irrigation facility."

View to the Future

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

Tree of Life

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

Essential work against Coronavirus

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

"I can't afford to feed you."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

GPs should provide 'forest bathing' on the NHS says charity.

What's really in junk food...

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

Tom Cotton

"One day, assuming that I don't flip out and massacre everyone down at the mortgage bank that's foreclosing on us, all this will be yours."

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

'The working conditions here are good but their retirement plan needs some improvement.'

The NHS - 'I'm afraid years of neglect and abuse have left her in terminal decline.'

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

Walk and take Vitamin C Every Day

That's the company's health plan.

Mom's Diner. Wholesome Food. Grandma's Diner. Free Candy. Free Toys. No Spinach.

'It's wheat-free, dairy-free, fat-free, nut-free, sugar-free and salt-free...enjoy!

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."