Farmers With A Flair For Machinery Gifts

Mechanization of sugar cane harvesting

"She wishes to range free!"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"He's a quick learner."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

Old MacDonald had a startup.

A Protractor.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

Farmer using a photo editing program

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

'Yes,we do have a small tractor that you don't have to pay a big-tractor price for.'

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

This one needs re-booting!

'Did you say that before you were a milker you used to work for McWit's Garage?'

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

Modern Shepherding

'I'm the one who has to find them, so I embedded the locator chip in their wool!'

Milk Machine

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'

I'm texting!

Farm wife rings her husband rather than calling out to him to let him know that dinner is ready.

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

A suit of scarecrows

'I'm not sure why, but you sound muffled.'

"Let's skip the whistling. Just mail me on www.comeby.co.uk."

"I never search my health symptoms anymore. It always seems to lead to barbecue."

I'm still downloading...

Sales of Farm Equipment

'I just thought if I got away from the barn, I could have some privacy.'

Selfie With A Scarecrow