Farmers With A Flair For Machinery Pillows

Mechanization of sugar cane harvesting

"She wishes to range free!"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"He's a quick learner."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

Old MacDonald had a startup.

A Protractor.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

Farmer using a photo editing program

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

'Yes,we do have a small tractor that you don't have to pay a big-tractor price for.'

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

'Did you say that before you were a milker you used to work for McWit's Garage?'

This one needs re-booting!

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

'I'm the one who has to find them, so I embedded the locator chip in their wool!'

Modern Shepherding

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'

Milk Machine

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

I'm texting!

'I'm not sure why, but you sound muffled.'

A suit of scarecrows

Farm wife rings her husband rather than calling out to him to let him know that dinner is ready.

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

"Let's skip the whistling. Just mail me on www.comeby.co.uk."

"I never search my health symptoms anymore. It always seems to lead to barbecue."

I'm still downloading...

'I just thought if I got away from the barn, I could have some privacy.'

Sales of Farm Equipment

"You're hogging all the bandwidth."

Selfie With A Scarecrow