Mechanic Turned Farmer Gifts

'Did you say that before you were a milker you used to work for McWit's Garage?'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"She wishes to range free!"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Your Country Needs MOO!

Cow outboard engine

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

Old MacDonald had a startup.

"So I can eat better here at work."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

'Humor him. He thinks his girlfriend is a pinup girl.'

Farmer using a photo editing program

Sheep reverses roles in the shearing process.

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'Yes,we do have a small tractor that you don't have to pay a big-tractor price for.'

This one needs re-booting!

Modern Shepherding

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

Milk Machine

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'

Cow Eating Grass Hawaiian Skirt

'I'm not sure why, but you sound muffled.'