Creative Farmers Gifts

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"She wishes to range free!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

Hybrid animals.

"He's a quick learner."

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

Organic farm

Dept. de Philosophie

Tractor Art

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

A Protractor.

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

Farmer using a photo editing program

Cull people who think, because it's organic, they can sell produce that's past its best.

I lactate, therefore I am.

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Learning.

'Our approach is so humane we're even letting young Colin here take a gap year.'

Organic Salad

Where steel wool comes from.

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

'Believe me, you don't need blood from that farmer back there, unless you like getting sick. Look at this organic guy here. This is what we need.'