Farm Artist Gifts

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Horti-Culture

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Scuba cow"

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

An early space launch attempt.

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"Static cling."

Cow of BEEF

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

Free Range Employees.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

Digging.

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING