Farm Decorator Gifts

You can't beat a nice bit of skirting!

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Home depot."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Happy Turkey Day!

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'The roof needs icing.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Stuffing the turkey.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

Man and woman buying furniture.

Two portraits kissing each other

Tedious Romantic.