Farm Decorator Prints

You can't beat a nice bit of skirting!

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Home depot."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Happy Turkey Day!

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'The roof needs icing.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Tedious Romantic.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Stuffing the turkey.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Two portraits kissing each other

Man and woman buying furniture.