Farm Artist Prints

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Horti-Culture

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

An early space launch attempt.

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"Static cling."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

Dogs and Chickens

Digging.

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING