Agricultural Artist Gifts

'Whoa, nice corn rows this year Hank.'

Boxer Scarecrow Fends of the Crows.

Horti-Culture

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

A Tumble Cow

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Who knew grass migrates?

"You're famous, Angus."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

An English Gold Field

Farmer Christmas.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'It's not good enough that you are my yes persons, I want you imprinted on me!'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'