Agricultural Artist Gifts

'Whoa, nice corn rows this year Hank.'

Boxer Scarecrow Fends of the Crows.

Horti-Culture

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

A Tumble Cow

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Who knew grass migrates?

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"You're famous, Angus."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"Relax. They're just crows."

An English Gold Field

Farmer Christmas.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

Naughty grass, go to sleep! It's pasture bed time!

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

'It's not good enough that you are my yes persons, I want you imprinted on me!'

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.