Agricultural Artisan Gifts

Farmers' Union

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Horti-Culture

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"You're famous, Angus."

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Farmer Christmas.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

Cow Pilot.

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

Naughty grass, go to sleep! It's pasture bed time!

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'It's not good enough that you are my yes persons, I want you imprinted on me!'

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

Factory Farmers.

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

Baker

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"