Farmers With A Twist Prints

"She wishes to range free!"

baby sweetcorn...

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Bees SOS

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

Cow duel.

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Cow outboard engine

Your Country Needs MOO!

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

Tractor Art

Grumpy Cow

'I love you guys!'

"Well, that backfired."

'Look,if you're going to hang out with us, first thing you gotta' do is lose the bell.'

A Protractor.

'Look who came back for the family reunion.'

'Here comes the pimp.'

Free Range Chicken.

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'If one more person says 'with an OINK-OINK HERE AND AN OINK-OINK THERE', I'm going to go bonkers!'

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

'Is it harder to work on these big draft mares, Doc?'

Scarecrow Painting

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

Butterfly makes the worst mistake of his life.

'Dr Phil sez, if I'm gittin' the milk for free, I should do the right thing and marry her!'

Maude took the kids to the farm to see an egg getting laid.