Farmers Gifts

'Look,if you're going to hang out with us, first thing you gotta' do is lose the bell.'

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

US food supply.

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

Cowboys and cattle traveling on an airplane.

'Here comes the pimp.'

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

'Proud yes, but enough to try it again!'

"Lean Beef"

'Is it harder to work on these big draft mares, Doc?'

'And what happens after we've over-farmed the wind, and there's none left?'

Sometimes i wonder if cows ever have one single sensible thought.

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'Look who came back for the family reunion.'

C.I.A destroy 'Wicken Leeks' by mistake!

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'

Bees SOS

'I want a dollar,but not bad enough to hear dad say what he did for a dollar when he was my age.'

Maude took the kids to the farm to see an egg getting laid.

Butterfly makes the worst mistake of his life.

Space Cow with Space Flies.

You've heard of a dogfish, right?

US Farmers Leaving the Dark 80's for the bright 90's

Smalltown USA: Red ink.

World Food Production.

Frost Bite.

Grumpy Cow

"Now, that's really weird: The farmer's kids have a rubber duck in their bath!"

"You've heard of the government paying farmers not to farm; they pay us not to do research."

'Dr Phil sez, if I'm gittin' the milk for free, I should do the right thing and marry her!'

"It's going to be an early fall. There's already a Back-To-School ad in the Farmers' Almanac!"

Free range dinosaur eggs

You're invited to my party, but I'm warning you: last year, there was a methane explosion when I blew out the candles...

baby sweetcorn...

Cow duel.