Farms Gifts

"Well, it's time to head off for the holidays."

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

Bubble Gum Farms.

Band made of a sheep guitarist, cow saxophonist and rabbit singer

"Look, they're not sausages! OK?!"

'MILK FIGHT!'

'We say cock-a-doodle-doo', not 'caca, doo-doo, poo'.'

'I've combined the DNA of a sheep and a manatee, creating...ewe-manatee!'

'Peeved? Certainly. Crabby? Without a doubt. Surly? Yes, but believe me, you're not a mad cow.'

Old McDonald HAD a farm.

'P-U! We must be nearing the city!!!'

'We're a giant Q-tip'

'I told her she was no spring chicken.'

'That's the new kid on the block.'

"I love it!"

'If it's all the same to you, I prefer to be addressed as William Goat, thank you!'

'Why I do declare, Foghorn Leghorn was an acquaintance of my mother!'

'I KNOW how to handle the unpredictable, unreliable, undesirable PATIENTS, it's the PEOPLE.'

"Why do you continue to make that ridiculous noise, when you know we have an adequate grasp of the English language. . .?"

"No, Boris Johnson is not under there."

"You're hogging all the bandwidth."

"I'm porktrait."..."And I'm lambscape."

"Of course everything I say is pure bull. I'm not bilingual."

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

'Why the long face?'

Man in office with miniature cows and farmer on his desk, "Bear with me a minute while I check my dairy!"

Cow chewing bubble gum.

'I told you twice, it's an OB glove not a BO glove.

Don't panic! We've walked into a 'mime field'!

'He doesn't do the sounds, he does the smells.'

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

Echo from cows butt.

'Mommie said you were expecting. I didn't even know you were married.'

Spidercow.

Begging dog at castration.