Farms Gifts

"Well, it's time to head off for the holidays."

Band made of a sheep guitarist, cow saxophonist and rabbit singer

"Look, they're not sausages! OK?!"

'MILK FIGHT!'

'Peeved? Certainly. Crabby? Without a doubt. Surly? Yes, but believe me, you're not a mad cow.'

Old McDonald HAD a farm.

'That's the new kid on the block.'

"I love it!"

'If it's all the same to you, I prefer to be addressed as William Goat, thank you!'

'Why I do declare, Foghorn Leghorn was an acquaintance of my mother!'

'I KNOW how to handle the unpredictable, unreliable, undesirable PATIENTS, it's the PEOPLE.'

Cow chewing bubble gum.

Man in office with miniature cows and farmer on his desk, "Bear with me a minute while I check my dairy!"

'I told you twice, it's an OB glove not a BO glove.

Don't panic! We've walked into a 'mime field'!

'He doesn't do the sounds, he does the smells.'

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

Echo from cows butt.

'Mommie said you were expecting. I didn't even know you were married.'

'Why the long face?'

Spidercow.

Begging dog at castration.

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

'I happened to swallow a bottle of Rogaine!'

'I give her a lick then I take a lick.'

Don't ad-lib!

'You're a free range chicken? -- That sounds so romantic!'

'No, I don't have a Dad: Mum says that the Vet came to see her one day and that I was born a few months later...'

Hogs at the old mcdonald farm.

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

'She doesn't seem to like my chuteside manner!'

'There goes peeping Tom.'

"You're hogging all the bandwidth."

"I'm porktrait."..."And I'm lambscape."

"Of course everything I say is pure bull. I'm not bilingual."