Farmland Gifts

". . .Get back in there and mess up your room properly!"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Prize vegetables.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

baby sweetcorn...

International Women's Day.

Apples for sale

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Humans...What is their purpose?

'The circle is complete!'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Cow Pinatas

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Lactose Intolerant

The Rooster Comedian.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Steak Ted?'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!