Farmland Friend Gifts

"I'd like to thank Ed for not cutting the grass and farmer Moley, who didn't slaughter me."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Diner

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

Doc's Kid.

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

'I guess they forgot to call for us again Martha.'

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

Can we have our hedgehog back please?(Hedgehog is stuck to the tree)

A solar powered cow.

Cow accidently treading on her own udder.

"It's not as bad as it looks. . .they're making you a birthday cake."

Happy Easter chaps!

Robinia Floribunda

'Doc, what would you charge to remove a spur rowel...'

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

Animal Farm: Battery Hens Not Included

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

'Stop playing hard to get!'

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

'Oh no, the chickens have killed another fox.'