Farmland Friend Pillows

"I'd like to thank Ed for not cutting the grass and farmer Moley, who didn't slaughter me."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Diner

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

Doc's Kid.

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Can we have our hedgehog back please?(Hedgehog is stuck to the tree)

'I guess they forgot to call for us again Martha.'

A solar powered cow.

Cow accidently treading on her own udder.

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

Happy Easter chaps!

'Doc, what would you charge to remove a spur rowel...'

Animal Farm: Battery Hens Not Included

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

Robinia Floribunda

'Stop playing hard to get!'

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

'Oh no, the chickens have killed another fox.'

A really dedicated golfer will do anything to retrieve his ball.