Farmer Friend Gifts

'Wait! Hold everything! There's something wrong here!'

'Oh no, the chickens have killed another fox.'

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'Doc, what do you charge to castrate a kid?'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Prize vegetables.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

International Women's Day.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Humans...What is their purpose?

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Life is great' down on the farm.

The Rooster Comedian.

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"