Farm Friends Gifts

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

"That's a pretty lame disappearing act dude!"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Well, that one got away."

"Scuba cow"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Diner

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Milkin' Impossible

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Wild Cow.

1,572 Performances.

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

'Hang on a minute...'

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."