Farmyard Friend Gifts

Diner

'Wait a minute...did you just cut in line?'

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

Wow, a dairy farmer! Mine is a hobby farmer, so he doesn't care how much milk I produce: I'm more like a pet to him...

Pen Pals

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Dedication to excellence....

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'The sty is falling!!'

"Do kids eat free?"

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'This is a real barnburner.'

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

Costume Party.

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

Doc's Kid.

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

Can we have our hedgehog back please?(Hedgehog is stuck to the tree)

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

A solar powered cow.

"It's not as bad as it looks. . .they're making you a birthday cake."

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.