Farmer's Market Friend Gifts

"You may want to re-think the new look."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Diner

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

Doc's Kid.

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

Can we have our hedgehog back please?(Hedgehog is stuck to the tree)

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

Illuminating agricultural production

"It's not as bad as it looks. . .they're making you a birthday cake."

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

Robinia Floribunda

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

Happy Easter chaps!

'Doc, what would you charge to remove a spur rowel...'

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."

'Oh no, the chickens have killed another fox.'

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

Farm Produce - Sweet Corn Potatoes Rocks

A really dedicated golfer will do anything to retrieve his ball.

"How about this round mouth shovel."

look dear... I bought two farmers

"Hey, this water wasn't yellow a minute ago..."