Farm Friend Gifts

'Chronic idiopathic progressive malnutritional hypophagia of environmental origin?'...

"It's not as bad as it looks. . .they're making you a birthday cake."

'This eggnog is really fresh. Did you just go to the store?'

A really dedicated golfer will do anything to retrieve his ball.

'Morning, Duane! That old cow look better today?'

"Of course I'm going to eat it all. I'm a pig, aren't I?"

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

Errol J. of Trumbull, Iowa, still has the same friends he had in high school

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

'Cow's milk? Where am I going to get cow's milk?'

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

'Doc, what would you charge to remove a spur rowel...'

Doc's Kid.

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

Happy Easter chaps!

"We've bonded because we have something in common - Thanksgiving dinner."

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Scuba cow"

"Well, that one got away."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'