Farm Friend Mugs

'Chronic idiopathic progressive malnutritional hypophagia of environmental origin?'...

A really dedicated golfer will do anything to retrieve his ball.

'Morning, Duane! That old cow look better today?'

"Of course I'm going to eat it all. I'm a pig, aren't I?"

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

Errol J. of Trumbull, Iowa, still has the same friends he had in high school

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

'Cow's milk? Where am I going to get cow's milk?'

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

'Doc, what would you charge to remove a spur rowel...'

Doc's Kid.

Happy Easter chaps!

"We've bonded because we have something in common - Thanksgiving dinner."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Well, that one got away."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Scuba cow"

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Diner

Senior Jeopardy!

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool