Farming Friend Mugs

Recruitment - "I'm more a specialist in my own field."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

An early space launch attempt.

Diner

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

Doc's Kid.

Farmer's credit.

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

Can we have our hedgehog back please?(Hedgehog is stuck to the tree)

'Ab Lawsons cholesterol farm'

"No need to be embarrassed. Eventually we all need a lanolin supplement."