Farm-loving Friend Mugs

When Bess pulled out her album of 'Favorite Breeding Bulls', the party went silent.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Support group for sheep.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Country Bumpkin.

Sheep dog late for work

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

An early space launch attempt.

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Diner

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

Pull the udder one

You complete me!

Free Range Employees.

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Cow of BEEF

'Can he come out and play?'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'Where's my glove?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

You must un-learn bowel control!

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."